Hello my name isDennisCaptain Corny, Twin Rivers Huskers
Dennis’s diary
Life inside a mascot costume
Dennis Wilkes, 41, is the man inside Captain Corny, an eight-foot ear of corn and mascot of the Twin Rivers Huskers, a minor-league baseball team. Captain Corny cannot speak. Dennis, off duty, has a lot to say.
Your turn
Worse than Dennis’s job? Tell us about yours.
The shift, the boss, the customer. Five minutes, under a pen name, and nobody at work ever knows.